Harry Shuster wants to be punny

>> Punography
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>> When chemists die, they barium.
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>> Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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>> I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
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>> How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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>> I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
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>> This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
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>> I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
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>> I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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>> They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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>> PMS jokes aren’t funny . . . period.
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>> Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
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>> We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
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>> I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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>> Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
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>> When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
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>> Broken pencils are pointless.
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>> I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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>> What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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>> England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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>> I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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>> I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
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>> All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
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>> I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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>> Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
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>> Velcro – what a rip off!
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>> A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
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>> Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
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